Book Report

From Rick Bruno, 71C

Book Report
Students  at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and  ‘My  Life’ by Bill Clinton..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor  gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:…. Cost –  $29.99
Clinton   :….. Cost –  $29.99

Titanic:…… Over 3 hours to read
Clinton    :….. Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:…. The  story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe..
Clinton   :… The story of Bill  and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe.

Titanic:…. Jack is a starving  artist.
Clinton   :….. Bill is a bullshit  artist.

Titanic:….. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good  cigar.
Clinton   :…. Ditto for  Bill.

Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets  ruined.
Clinton   :…… Ditto for  Monica.

Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton    :… Let’s not go there.

Titanic:….. Rose gets  to keep her jewelry.
Clinton   :…. Monica’ s forced  to return her gifts.

Titanic:…… Rose remembers Jack  for the rest of her life.
Clinton   :……       Clinton  doesn’t remember  jack.

Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..
Clinton   :…… Monica.. ooh, let’s not go  there, either.

Titanic:…..  Poor Jack surrenders  to an icy death.
Clinton   :….. Bill goes home to  Hillary – basically the same thing!!

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One response to “Book Report

  1. Funny throughout, but the last line of the book comparison was side-splitting.
    Thanks Rick !