From Rick Bruno, 71C
Anyone Want A Dog?
My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog ‘Killer’ did not alert me at all, and for this reason I am giving him away.
We no longer want this dog. We’ve decided on installing an electric fence and
detection devices with alarms. They’re cheaper to maintain and definitely more
reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail
immediately. ‘Killer’ is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty useless.
”A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included below.