Job opening

From Rick Bruno, 71C
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job!”

The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and
bodyguard……for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to Drive around in
his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply all of

Your clothes.  Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll
also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday Trips….
And this is rather awkward to say, but you will also have to, As part of
your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the Daughter is in her
mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well …… You started it.”

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