News from Pfizer Corp.

FRom Rick Bruno, 71C

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra
will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
of:

MOUNT & DO.
 Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.   This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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