Daily Archives: August 17, 2011

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

From Herb Stepp, Friend of the Forge

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks,’Kin ya breathe?’The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

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A Little Flab

From Rick Bruno, 71C

LITTLE FLAB !
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said…  ‘If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.’

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning,  the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said…. ‘You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.’

This was Beyond A silent response…  So she rolled over And Grabbed him by his
‘DANGLER.’

With a death grip in place, she said…
‘You know, If you firmed this up, We could get rid of  The gardener, The postman, The pool man And Your brother.

Have A Good Day

STRONG MESSAGE…..AND ONE WE BETTER HEED!!!!!!!!!!!

From Keith Stanton, 1969

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XXX STOP IT B! XXX

From Keith Stanton, 1969

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY FOUL LANGUAGE DO NOT OPEN. IF CHILDREN IN THE HOME, LOWER THE VOLUME.

 The language may be salty but it is well worth it. Click on link below: