Political Comment

From Rick Bruno, 71C

[These words were at one point attributed to Bill Cosby.  Although that attrubution is not valid, I thought the words were interesting anyway…..TZ]

Four Boxes…

Four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: Soap, Ballot, Jury and Ammo. …Please use in that order.

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012…

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately
BANNED!!!. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of
our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to
straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will
allow NO imports, and we’ll do no exports. We will begin using Wal-Mart ‘s
policy, ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.’ We’ll make and sell it here!

(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in
here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many
observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six
month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH
BOUND
aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state.  If you
didn’t put nuttin in, you AIN’T getting nuttin out. Neither the President nor
any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare. — Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40
hour school week, AFTER the successful completion of a urinalysis test
for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes — Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you’re
banned from sports … for life
.
(8). Crime — We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more ‘life sentences’. If
convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for
the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.
However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease
and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately,
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask The American
People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the
decision as to whether, or not, it’s a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school
and every day in CONGRESS.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I’ve stepped on anyone’s toes …. nevertheless……

GOD BLESS AMERICA !

Please forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they’re on.

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One response to “Political Comment

  1. In terms of common sense, the author of these remarks takes a no nonsense approach which I find refreshing.
    Larry Bamundo 71 C