Daily Archives: August 29, 2011

Amazing Photo as Aircraft Slams Into Buildings

From Rick Bruno, 71C

In the words of a reporter at another tragic air disaster….”Oh the humanity, the humanity”.

Just devastating!

Amazing photos show great detail.  The pilot at low level had no Control over his aircraft.  It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

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XXX – Cell Phone Rudeness

From Keith Stanton, 1969

Cell Phone Rudeness

One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, dining and queuing  at the supermarket etc. Does no one know how to say  ‘I’ll call you back’?  

Well, it has gone beyond that now, with them being used in relaxing getaway places like on the beach.  This is beyond being inconsiderate. While on the beach recently, I had to just sit there and listen to a woman for at least an hour while she talked on her phone and pranced back forth in front of me.  I couldn’t concentrate on my book.

How thoughtless and inconsiderate

I almost got up and moved away!!!

Why Muslims Terrorists Commit Suicide ?

From Rick Bruno, 71C

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let’s have a look at the evidence: No Christmas?- No television?- No nude women?- No football?- No pork chops?- No hotdogs?- No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats?- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More than one mother-in-law?- You can’t shave?- Your wife can’t shave?- You can’t wash off the smell of donkey?- You wipe your ass with your hand?- You cook over burning camel shit?- Your wife is picked by someone else?- Your wife smells worse than your donkey ??  Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”??   No shit Sherlock!….. ?….It’s not like it could get much worse!

What’s Happening in Heaven

From Rick Bruno, 71C

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination
to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk
who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.

The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a
good one. “I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She
claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.

Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the
rail by his finger tips.

I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.”

The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.

“I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot.

I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest.”

The clerk couldn’t help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.

He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters.

He apologizes and says “I doubt that your last day was as interesting as
the fellow in here just before you.”


“I don’t know” replies the man,
“picture this, I’m buck naked hiding’

in this cedar chest.