The Power of Beer

From Larry Bamundo, 71C
A worthwhile reminder to all the guzzlers   out there.
The   power of beer…
A   man who walks into a bar and drinks beer.

Every time he   finishes a glass, he takes a photo out of his pocket, looks at it and ask for   another beer.

After drinking 4 glasses the bartender,   puzzled, asked him why after each beer looks at the   photo.

The man replied that it was the picture of his wife   and when he began to find her pretty, he understood it was time to go   home.

To see an illustrated   example just click   here and move the mouse to the   right.

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